That’s not makeup on his face!
I needed a shave. My mate Jamie has told me about this Barber in downtown LA who had his face tattoed like a clown, and gave him shots of whiskey and juggled swords while he was giving him a haircut. We had to track him down, and he was no dissapointment. His tattoos were even more amazing in person. His whole face is tattooed like a clown, and he even has silicon implants in his eyebrows and a surgically forked tongue. He told us that when he was a child, his Grandfather took him to the circus, and the clowns there made him happy. As you can see, it must have had quite an effect on him. He told us that for years he was a closet clown, but when he moved to LA, the city where dreams become reality, his inner clown finally got to tumble free.